Rupert’s Report 26-04-26 🐾

🐾 Rupert’s Report – Dogo Style 🐶🦴

Henlo frens hoomans 👋🐾

It haz been anover bright ✨ and shiny 🌞 borktastic week at Ballyhenry 🏫🐕

I haz been doin my very serious 👔 meet an greet at da junior door 🚪👶. Lots of small peeps ✅, lots of smells ✅✅, very important dog job ✔️.

🚗 PUBLIC SERVICE BORK 🚗

I also went oot 🐾 to check on Mr Branagh 📋🧍♂️. Him VERY tall peep 😮⬆️. I fink I could help 🤔, but I not nearly tall enough 🐕⬇️. Maybe I could sit reeeeeeally still 🐶🧘 if Mrs K lets me do da training 🎓🐾… but maybe I should leabe it to da experts 😇✅.

Remember to travel safely 🛣️ and park kindly for the neighbours 🏡🙂. Dere is no patrol man on Ballyhenry Road right now 🚔❌. Could I apply? 🙋🐕 Hmmmm… maybe not 😂. ⚠️ Heads up frens! Tings might be a bit trickier Wednesday to Friday ⏰🐾. I sniffed it oot 👃🔎 and dis is because dey need to connect to da connector 🔌🤔 (at least dats wot Mrs K told me 🐕🦺❤️).

🌈👠 THE BIG SHOW--THE WIZ🌈👠

🎭 I haz also been sneakin into rehearsals for Wizard of Oz 🌈👠. Da dancing… WOWOWOW 💃✨, absolutely fantastic! Even if it a little scary 😳 for a want‑to‑be Toto 🐶 🐾.

Da tiddly peeps are AMAZING 🌟👧👦. Apparently it not okay for doggo to steal ruby slippers 👠👠. Ah no… I did try 🫣, but den dey put on my harness 🦺. And good assistance pup knows dat stealin shoes in uniform is simply NOT ALLOWED ❌🐕.

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