🐾 RUPERT’S WOOF‑TASTIC WEEKLY REPORT 🐾
Arrooo roo roo, everypawdy! 🐶💬
It’s me, Rupert, your Chief Sniffer, Tail-Wagger, Biscuit Inspector, and Official Ballyhenry Good Boi! 🐾✨
First of all… BIG WOOF THANK YOUS! 💜🧺 🐾
Thank you to all the lovely hoomans who donated to the Purple Paws hampers! Wag wag wag! They are going to be PAWSOME! Mrs Brown sprinkled her hooman magic all over them and made everything look sparkly, magical, and totally sniff‑worthy. ✨💜🌟
Now… you might have noticed I wasn’t at the door this week doing my usual “hello peeps, please pat me” routine. 🐶🚪💔
I’m sorry! Mrs Knocker put me on light duties because I had a teeny tiny doggy cold. The vet said I even had a temperature! Boof. 🤒🐾
And THEN… I hurt my dew claw—that’s the little tiddly thumb thing us doggos have. 🐕👍
The vet checked it, poked it, prodded it (rude!), and wrapped it in a BIG SUPERHERO BANDAGE. 🩹💥 They told me to rest, so I did lots and lots of snoozing. 😴💤
Thank you to all the lovely peeps who stroked my head, rubbed my belly, and helped me feel better. ❤️🐶 Belly rubs = magic medicine. It’s basically science. 🔬✨
I had HUGE sleeps this weekend—big snorey, stretchy, dream-of-sausages sleeps. 😴🌭🐾 And guess what? I am feeling SO MUCH BETTER! Tail wagging at full speed! Sniffers fully powered up! Zoomies recharged! 🚀🐕
Today, the SUN CAME OUT, and I got to play, sniff, trot, and wag my face off. ☀️🐕🎉 It felt amazing!
Sending all my hooman friends big fluffy wags, happy boofs, and soggy‑nose kisses. 🐾💛👃 💦
Love,
Rupert the Good Boi Assistance Dog 🐶✨
