Rupertβs Report 22-03-26 πΎ
Hewwo frens! Rupert here, your loyal school pupper reporter! ππ’
Da Brand New Car Bark ππΎ
Oooooh boy… the big hoomans haz started werk on da brand new car bark! ππΎ There are MAHOOSIVE diggy-dig machines everywhere! ποΈπ¦Ί So much mud mud mud… my paws were like “squelch squelch!” πΎπ§οΈ But… oh my woofness… π± Mrs K sayz it not safe for peeps OR doggos! So no sniffin’, no zoomies, no playin’! π«πΆπ«π§π«π§ We must KEEP OUT until it’s all done. Safety first, frens! π¦Ίβ¨πΌ
Spring Time Sniffs & New Woolly Frens! π π
I met the woolies… the fluffy cloud-doggos that go “baaa” not “woof”! They are super frenly, but I haz to be very still…Like statue pupper… πΆ πΏ And let them come sniff me first. ππ
Mrs K sayz I’m not allowed in their field, and I sez: “Yup yup, I respect da country code, hooman!” π±π Good doggo behaviour 10/10. βππ¦Ίπ
Sunny Sniffs & Zoomies π»
Oh boi… da big yellow warm ball in the sky is back! βοΈ It makes my fur feel all toasty roasty. ππ And peeps can play on da grass again! π βοΈπβοΈπΏ BUT REMEMBER, FRENS: Bring your boots or spare shoes! π’π Mr Greer & his team sez that muddy paw prints should stay OUTSIDE! (He didn’t mention doggo paws tho… heheh ππΎ)
And frens… I haz to tell yoo… I just can’t waits for the BIG SPRING HUNT! Me tail already doing mega wiggle-waggles! πΆπ

