Rupert’s Report 22-03-26 🐾

23rd Mar 2026

Hewwo frens! Rupert here, your loyal school pupper reporter! πŸ•πŸ“’

Da Brand New Car Bark πŸš—πŸΎ

Oooooh boy… the big hoomans haz started werk on da brand new car bark! πŸš—πŸΎ There are MAHOOSIVE diggy-dig machines everywhere! πŸ—οΈπŸ¦Ί So much mud mud mud… my paws were like “squelch squelch!” 🐾🌧️ But… oh my woofness… 😱 Mrs K sayz it not safe for peeps OR doggos! So no sniffin’, no zoomies, no playin’! πŸš«πŸΆπŸš«πŸ‘§πŸš«πŸ§’ We must KEEP OUT until it’s all done. Safety first, frens! 🦺✨🌼

 

Spring Time Sniffs & New Woolly Frens! πŸ‘ πŸ’›

I met the woolies… the fluffy cloud-doggos that go “baaa” not “woof”! They are super frenly, but I haz to be very still…Like statue pupper… 🐢 πŸ—Ώ And let them come sniff me first. πŸ‘ƒπŸ‘

Mrs K sayz I’m not allowed in their field, and I sez: “Yup yup, I respect da country code, hooman!” πŸŒ±πŸ“œ Good doggo behaviour 10/10. β­πŸ•πŸ¦ΊπŸŒž

 

Sunny Sniffs & Zoomies 🌻

Oh boi… da big yellow warm ball in the sky is back! β˜€οΈ It makes my fur feel all toasty roasty. πŸ˜ŒπŸ’› And peeps can play on da grass again! πŸƒ β™‚οΈπŸƒβ™€οΈπŸŒΏ BUT REMEMBER, FRENS: Bring your boots or spare shoes! πŸ‘’πŸ‘Ÿ Mr Greer & his team sez that muddy paw prints should stay OUTSIDE! (He didn’t mention doggo paws tho… heheh 😏🐾)

 

And frens… I haz to tell yoo… I just can’t waits for the BIG SPRING HUNT! Me tail already doing mega wiggle-waggles! πŸΆπŸ’›