🐾🐶✨ Rupert’s Report – Big Doggo Edition ✨🐶🐾
HENLO hoomans 👋🐕
I had a REALLY REALLY GREAT Easter Break and it was the bestest holiday ever 🐣 🎉 My tail is still wagging just thinking about it!
First, I headed off to Aunty Dodds’ house 🏡💛 where there was lots of playing 🎾 and going out and about 🚶♀️🐾. Sometimes I borrowed (okay, yes… stole 😬🐶) Aunty Dodds’ shoes 👟🐕 — but ONLY to let her know it was time to get going! Mission shoes: successful. Sorry Aunty Dodds! 💕
Then I zoomed off 🏃♂️💨 to Aunty Brown’s pad 🏠✨ and OH MY DOG it was amazing. There were other furry friends 🐕🐕 and lots of lovely hooman peeps 👩🧑😍. Mrs Brown was very kind and took me to get my fur trimmed ✂️🐶. I was a VERY good boy (no wriggling, only mild judging 👀). My hair is a bit short, but Aunty Brown got me a cool blue buffy coat 💙🧣, so I look VERY stylish. Big boy haircut achieved 💪🐕🦺. Some peeps in skool said, “You’re looking good, Rupert!” 🥰 so I sat a little taller and did proud chest 🐶 ✨. Scritches between the ears were given. 10/10.
Next stop: Aunty Collins 🌊🐾THE BEACH!! 🏖️💨 I ran and ran and ran again 🏃♂️🐾🐾 until my legs said no thank you. Then I had BIG LONG sleeps 😴💤 like a very satisfied doggo. Life was perfect. There were shoes and furry frends there too....so many sniffs, so little time!
After all that adventuring, I was ok to get back to Mrs K 🥰 for a rest. Doggos need recovery naps after big holidays ✅🐶.
Then it was back to school and WOW… DRAMA 😮💻
There was a BIG CYBER HACK and the tappy‑tappy computers stopped working ❌⌨️. I tried to help (I supervised closely 🐾 👀) but it turns out computer leads are VERY DIFFERENT from doggo leads! 😳 🐕 No clip. No harness. No walkies. Very confusing.
Mrs K said it was a job for the experts, so I bravely stepped back and returned to my IMPORTANT ROLE:
✅ Wag tail enthusiastically
✅ Greet my favourite peeps at the Junior Door 👋🐾
✅ Practise tricks with my pals ⭐🐶
In skool I hear lots of peeps singing about rainbows 🌈 and yellow brick roads 💛🧱 and my ears are VERY interested 👂👂. I am VERY excited 🤩 and I wonder… is there a role for a VERY GOOD puppy? 🐕✨
I must remember to ask Aunty Collins. I am sure I could be VERY good……well… MOSTLY good 😉🐾
Tail wags always,
Rupert 🐶💛
