🐶 Ruperts Repawt – Woof Edition 🐾
Oh boi oh boi, frens… dis week haz been absolutely pupper‑brillianT!! Tail wag levels = MAXIMUM. 🐕💨
We haz been super busy learnin’ in da skool den! Dis week I haz been puttin’ my big brain sniffer to work practisin’ my times tablez. Very hard. Very smort. Much thinkin’. 🧠🐶
I haz also been helpin’ da hoomans in da office doin’ IMPORTANT DOGGIE ACCOUNTING. I count da dinner moniez wif my lil nose boops an’ make sure everyfing is correct. I iz basically da CFO: Chief Fetch Officer. 💼💰✨
When I not doin’ da maths, I haz been gettin’ super snuggly in da P5 reading corner. Such cosy. Much comfy. I iz learnin’ all about reading for pleasure—an’ I hear da tiny tiddly peeps do dis EVERY DAY. Such dedication! 📚🐾
AND OH BOI—BREAKING NEWS!!
Da playground haz soooo many shiny new toyzzz!! I haz been havin’ da best time watchin’ da lil hoomans draw wif chalk, chase da bally- wallys, skip‑skip, an’ play scoop ball. It iz like a whole hooman zoomies festival! 🎉🐾⚽
I would LOV to join in da ball chasin’ too… but uh…
I haz one small problem…
I do not return da ball.
Ever.
Not even once.
Who can blaim a smol pup, eh? 😇🎾
See ya at the door!
