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Rupert’s Report 02/11/25 🐾

2nd Nov 2025
🐾 Rupert’s Ruff-tastic Half-Term Report 🐾

by Rupert the Pup

Woof woof! 🐢 It’s ya boy Rupert here, reporting in after a paws-itively packed half- term! πŸ¦΄πŸ‚

Let me tell ya, I’ve been zooming through crunchy leaf piles 🍁 like a four-legged whirlwind! Nature’s confetti, I say! πŸŽ‰

πŸ•΅οΈβ™‚οΈπŸΏοΈ I’ve been on serious squirrel patrol — tail up, nose down, paws ready! Those cheeky fluffballs are fast... but don’t worry, no squirrelies were caught (or harmed!) in the making of this adventure. I just barked a lot. πŸ˜…

πŸ›οΈ I also hit the shops! Yep, me — Rupert the Retail Rover! I sniffed every corner, greeted every hooman, and made sure the treats aisle was fully stocked. πŸͺ🐾

πŸŽƒπŸ‘’ And guess what?! I made friends with a giant scarecrow! At first I thought it was a mega birdie (finally! 😱), but turns out it’s just a friendly straw guy. Phew! Birds should keep their wings on the ground anyway. 🐦🚫

πŸšœπŸ’¨ I tried to help with the harvest too — jumped on a tractor like a farm boss! But apparently, I need a license for that... Who knew?! πŸ•πŸ“„

Now it’s time to take a giant step into next term! πŸΎπŸ“š I’ll be wagging at the door, ready to welcome all my two-legged pals back to school! πŸŽ’πŸΆ

See you soon, hoomans! Tail wags and happy barks! πŸ•πŸ’›

— Rupert 🐾✨