Rupertβs Report 02/11/25 πΎ
by Rupert the Pup
Woof woof! πΆ It’s ya boy Rupert here, reporting in after a paws-itively packed half- term! π¦΄π
Let me tell ya, I’ve been zooming through crunchy leaf piles π like a four-legged whirlwind! Nature’s confetti, I say! π
π΅οΈβοΈπΏοΈ I’ve been on serious squirrel patrol — tail up, nose down, paws ready! Those cheeky fluffballs are fast... but don’t worry, no squirrelies were caught (or harmed!) in the making of this adventure. I just barked a lot. π
ποΈ I also hit the shops! Yep, me — Rupert the Retail Rover! I sniffed every corner, greeted every hooman, and made sure the treats aisle was fully stocked. πͺπΎ
ππ And guess what?! I made friends with a giant scarecrow! At first I thought it was a mega birdie (finally! π±), but turns out it’s just a friendly straw guy. Phew! Birds should keep their wings on the ground anyway. π¦π«
ππ¨ I tried to help with the harvest too — jumped on a tractor like a farm boss! But apparently, I need a license for that... Who knew?! ππ
Now it’s time to take a giant step into next term! πΎπ I’ll be wagging at the door, ready to welcome all my two-legged pals back to school! ππΆ
See you soon, hoomans! Tail wags and happy barks! ππ
— Rupert πΎβ¨
