Rupertβs Report 01.02.26 πΎ
I been out der sniffin’ ALL da sniffs — like, every bush, every tree, every mysterious smell on da path. ππΏβ¨ Professional Sniffer Doggo, dat me. π πΎ
But den Tuesday came along bein’ a WHOLE DRAMA π¬οΈπ¨π³ Da wind was like WHOOSH and I was like NOPE.Had to stay inside… my floofy ears would’ve taken off like a tiny helicopter ππΆπ¦AND THEN — oh hooman — da rain came. SO. MUCH. RAIN. π§οΈπ© All my favourite sticks went FLOATIN’ down da driveway like they were goin’ on a lil’ stick vacation without me ππ I do NOT approve. Dis pupper was NOT designed for puddle life. I am strictly land doggo, thank u very much. π«π¦Mah tiny hooman frens had to stay at home, and oh BOI… dis pupper MISSED you all TERRIBLY π’πΎ
We all gots super ready for 100 DAYS OF SCHOOL! ππβ¨
Can you even imagine? 100 days of learnin’, growin’, snackin’, and bein’ simply adorable. πππΎ
AND LISTEN — I’m pretty sure you can tell…Dis doggo is 100 days SMARTER now. Big brain boi. π§ ππΆ
It totally shows, rite? I look extra wise and floofy. β¨π Oh my goodness frens, da tiddlypeepols have been learnin’ SO MUCH in 100 whole days! π€―π§π¦π‘ Dis doggo can hardly keep up wif all da big brain energy in the classroom — numbers, letters, reading, writin’, sharin’, bein’ kind… so many smarts everywhere!! π§ π Every day I watch them grow taller, wiser, and even more wonderful. It makes my tail wag off my body! πππ« If you ask me, 100 days of learnin’ has made these tiny hoomans extra sparkly clever — and I is one very proud pupper!
Oh my whiskers, frens… after all da sniffin’, learnin’, zoomin’, an’ cheerin’ for 100 days of big-brain tiddlypeepols, dis pupper is DOG TIRED! πͺππ€ My paws are like, “nope,” my tail is givin’ gentle slo-wags, and I might just curl up in a lil’ donut shape for a mega snoozle. π₯―πΆπ But it’s da good kinda tired — da “I did lotsa important doggo duties” tired.
Time for a nap-nap wif soft snorfles… zzz… π΄β¨πΎ
