Rupert’s Report 01.02.26 🐾

2nd Feb 2026

I been out der sniffin’ ALL da sniffs — like, every bush, every tree, every mysterious smell on da path. πŸ‘ƒπŸŒΏβœ¨ Professional Sniffer Doggo, dat me. πŸ…πŸΎ

But den Tuesday came along bein’ a WHOLE DRAMA πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’¨πŸ˜³ Da wind was like WHOOSH and I was like NOPE.Had to stay inside… my floofy ears would’ve taken off like a tiny helicopter πŸšπŸΆπŸ’¦AND THEN — oh hooman — da rain came. SO. MUCH. RAIN. 🌧️😩 All my favourite sticks went FLOATIN’ down da driveway like they were goin’ on a lil’ stick vacation without me 😭🌊 I do NOT approve. Dis pupper was NOT designed for puddle life. I am strictly land doggo, thank u very much. πŸš«πŸ’¦Mah tiny hooman frens had to stay at home, and oh BOI… dis pupper MISSED you all TERRIBLY 😒🐾

 

We all gots super ready for 100 DAYS OF SCHOOL! πŸŽ‰πŸ“šβœ¨

Can you even imagine? 100 days of learnin’, growin’, snackin’, and bein’ simply adorable. 😌🍎🐾

AND LISTEN — I’m pretty sure you can tell…Dis doggo is 100 days SMARTER now. Big brain boi. 🧠😎🐢

It totally shows, rite? I look extra wise and floofy. βœ¨πŸ• Oh my goodness frens, da tiddlypeepols have been learnin’ SO MUCH in 100 whole days! πŸ€―πŸ‘§πŸ‘¦πŸ’‘ Dis doggo can hardly keep up wif all da big brain energy in the classroom — numbers, letters, reading, writin’, sharin’, bein’ kind… so many smarts everywhere!! 🧠🌟 Every day I watch them grow taller, wiser, and even more wonderful. It makes my tail wag off my body! πŸ•πŸ’›πŸ’« If you ask me, 100 days of learnin’ has made these tiny hoomans extra sparkly clever — and I is one very proud pupper!

 

Oh my whiskers, frens… after all da sniffin’, learnin’, zoomin’, an’ cheerin’ for 100 days of big-brain tiddlypeepols, dis pupper is DOG TIRED! πŸ˜ͺπŸ•πŸ’€ My paws are like, “nope,” my tail is givin’ gentle slo-wags, and I might just curl up in a lil’ donut shape for a mega snoozle. πŸ₯―πŸΆπŸ’› But it’s da good kinda tired — da “I did lotsa important doggo duties” tired.

Time for a nap-nap wif soft snorfles… zzz… 😴✨🐾